New Whitey Bulger Biopic Black Mass Kicks Some Serious Cinematic Ass
We’ve seen Johnny Depp play an insane, extroverted pirate, an insane, extroverted hat maker, an insane, extroverted candy maker, an insane, extroverted boyfriend, an insane, extroverted filmmaker, and...
View ArticleSmall Budget Film Goodnight Mommy is a Terrifying, Twin-Filled Highway to Hell
As a horror aficionado, I am always blithe to bathe in a bottomless brimful bucket of blood. I am speaking figuratively, of course. That shit’s too gross to be taken literal. In the Austrian horror...
View ArticleIf You Like Your Sci-Fi Sans Aliens, The Martian is Pretty Darn Spectacular
If I ever get stranded on Mars, I sure hope Matt Damon comes with me because I am going to have to “science the shit” out of growing some weed in the red, barren (not to be confused with the Red Baron)...
View ArticleMuch of Pan Flies High, But a Few Bizarre Elements Sink This Prequel Pirate Ship
Over the years, we have seen enough Peter Pan incarnations to shake a hooked limb at. We have seen him as a cartoon, as a grown-up, in a stage show, and even as a live action, major motion picture....
View ArticleSpielberg Film Bridge of Spies May Be an Oscar Shoe-In, But It’s a Painful One
Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg are back and they have one message for Hollywood this year: “All your Oscar are belong to us.” From the man who brought us the hilarity of Schindler’s List and the guy...
View ArticleNo One is Trying to “Buy the World a Toke.” Dealers Without Borders Aims to...
Over the summer, Oregon became the latest state in the U.S. to legalize the use of recreational marijuana, but if two Portland area brothers have their say, it won’t be long before the state of Oregon...
View ArticleEverything About The Last Witch Hunter is Too Safe, Right Down to Vin...
Twenty minutes into witch hunt and chill, and Vin Diesel gives you this look: Wat. Man, with a look like that, I better say I love The Last Witch Hunter before Vincent Diesel pops through my computer...
View ArticleMurray’s Rock the Kasbah is Chocolate Chip and Fuck You Cookies, and We Loved It
Note to self: Regardless of how much I enjoy a film, never look at Rotten Tomatoes with any kind of expectation. Seriously, what is wrong with those people? Hell, maybe there’s something wrong with me....
View ArticleLegalizing Cannabis in Ohio Without Protecting Against Monopolies is Risky...
Here at Dank Slate, we tend to take a non-serious approach when reporting lifestyle and entertainment news. Don’t, however, mistake our light-hearted observations for a lack of general concern over...
View ArticleCheck It: 8 WTF Short Films to Watch Online While You’re Stoned
Fret no more, my brothers and sisters in chronic, for I have come bearing the gift of information. I am not going to beat around the bush. A professional blogger such as myself requires many hours of...
View ArticlePlenty of Awesome Jackass Stoner Antics From Seth Rogen and Co in The Night...
What kills me about movies like this is, there is too much weed smoking. Wait, let me rephrase that. What kills me about movies like The Night Before, starring Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie and Joseph...
View ArticleStoned Movie Reviews: Creed Knocks Some Sense into Rocky Franchise
When I first received the invitation to see a press screening for Creed, I was a bit skeptical. I had no interest in watching or viewing a Scott Stapp biopic. Then I realized that Creed was not about...
View ArticleStoned Movie Reviews: Little Chatter, But a Very Strong Tale is Told in The...
Anyone who reads my work, knows that I love movie violence. In fact, you can send me your Nicholas Sparks adaptations and I will make them interesting by burning them along with my enemies. I have...
View ArticleLots of Dick Jokes, Not Enough Witty Will Ferrell One-Liners in Daddy’s Home
The last time Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg got together, they played a couple of screw ball cops in The Other Guys, and they road the thin blue line all the way to $119 million. With their latest...
View ArticleStoned Movie Reviews: Tarantino is Back with the Masterful, Violent The...
Well, Quentin “Motherfucking” Tarantino is back with his trademark witty banter, bloody violence and more “n-bombs” than you can shake a stick at. Okay — I can get behind two of those things. Use of...
View ArticleWest Texas Advocates Spent Christmas Protesting City’s Questionable Pot Policy
While many of us were firing up the yule log, along with our medicinal Christmas trees, members of the Amarillo, TX chapter of NORML (also known as Amarillo Cannabis Culture or “ACC”) were posted up...
View ArticleThe Ten Best Films of 2015, As Ranked by Our Stoned Asses
It’s the end of 2015, and it has been a monumental year for film. But as good as this year in film has been, writing a list like this is still a little stressful, because even the most ambitious of...
View ArticleCannabis Tourism #1: Chronic Condo
Last year, my wife and I started an end of the year tradition. We drop the kids off with the in laws, and we haul our happy asses to Denver. We don’t even make plans until we get close to Colorado...
View ArticleCannabis Tourism #2: Weed Workshop
My wife and I woke up at the crack of noon and she left to explore the city while Change came over to blow my mind. After taking a couple dabs from electronic nail, we were ready to go. First thing’s...
View ArticleThe DANK-O-METER Invades SXSW 2016
This year, Dank Slate visited one of the largest festivals in the world — South by Southwest (aka SXSW) in Austin, TX. Of course, one can experience music, celebrities, technology, and an endless but...
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